Kids Are Quick (READ super funny)

Kids Are Quick


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.TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
.MARIA: Here it is
?TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America
.CLASS: Maria

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?TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor
.JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables


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?'TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
.GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
(I love this kid xD)

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?TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water
.DONALD: H I J K L M N O
?TEACHER: What are you talking about
.DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O




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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten .years ago
!WINNIE: Me

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?TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty
.GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are




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. 'TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I
..MILLIE: I is
.'TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am
.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him
. LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand




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?TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating
.S IMON : No, sir, I don't have to. My mom is a good cook

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his
.CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog



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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
HAROLD: A teacher

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!PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH
!!LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE
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very nice
!My teacher is calling them Little Devils
e.vil_l and they really are

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?TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty
.GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are

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icon5501 wonderful
I wonder what did the teacher say then
thanx and
Happy eid

hhhh but they are very cute <3


xD
I think the teacher can't say any thing after

thx 4 ur comment
Glad u thought it nice

eid mubark =)

it's really nice topic
I like these facetious attitudes especially from lads
thank you very much indeed sister, go on