A wise man once said: l
He who runs in front of car gets tired,l
but he who runs behind car gets exhausted!l


He also said: l

Woman who puts laundry detergent on top shelf jumps for joy!!!l


Did anyone understand what I said above? l
Who is this man any way ?
I got feelings that it is you , because these sentences are not that wise.
And I think the best way to avoid getting tired or exhausted is to be inside the car.

About the third one , the first time I read it I couldn't understand it , but after reading your hints
I understood the meaning . Joy is a name of a detergent . Am I right ?
If the detergent name was Tide or Bonex , the sentence would be much easier to understand.